Swine Flu

Everyone has heard of the swine flu, unless you are Paris Hilton, anyways if you are in a place where there is the swine flu it is simple, don't try to inhale other peoples sneezes, don't share food with other people, don't go around licking random things, which you shouldn't do anyways. If you do get it, don't poison yourself so it can't kill you (when War Of The Worlds came out on radio somebody did that so the aliens couldn't get her). Also you don't get it from eating pig related food, so you can still eat the Baconator, but I'm not saying that it isn't hazardous to your health.