Keyboard Cats


Today we will be discussing cats' irritating habit of jumping up on keyboards while they are being typed on.



Lt. Com. Data on the Enterprise D had this problem with his cat, Spot, my mother has this problem when she telecommutes, I have a cat on this keyboard now ("Get off darn it"!). Plus there are dozens, nay, severals, who don't report this to the Bureau of typing obstructions. Please if this happens to you or a loved one, report it, think of the children.

4th of July

Happy 4th of July! Something I've always wondered about this holiday is why some people use fireworks to celebrate. So you buy illegal fireworks on a reserve from the people who lived here originally and we forced to live somewhere else, to celebrate how great our country is, I think when you do that it defeats the purpose.

A Dying Species

Unless you live under a rock shaped piece of plastic, (or don't watch French television) you would know about the dying species called the 浴槽なめる人 or Akaname that are dying at an alarming rate. First it was Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, next we lost Michael Jackson, and most recently Billy Mays. We need to discover the explanation for these unexpected losses so we need you, our loyal readers to go out and steal the autopsy reports on these 4 distinguished/extinguished stars. Then we can make another post after the media reports come out and claim that we discovered it first!

Swine Flu

Everyone has heard of the swine flu, unless you are Paris Hilton, anyways if you are in a place where there is the swine flu it is simple, don't try to inhale other peoples sneezes, don't share food with other people, don't go around licking random things, which you shouldn't do anyways. If you do get it, don't poison yourself so it can't kill you (when War Of The Worlds came out on radio somebody did that so the aliens couldn't get her). Also you don't get it from eating pig related food, so you can still eat the Baconator, but I'm not saying that it isn't hazardous to your health.

D.S. i America Release

On February 18 Nintendo revealed the release date for the D.S. i in the U.S., April 5, 2009. It has the new features of
- Two cameras, one on the outside and one on the inside(with 0.3 megapixel), you can manipulate images and take pictures.
- New software, now you can change the application you are doing without turning off the system, you can download games and programs on the system it's self at the D.S. i shop.
- It has a free web browser.
-It has an SD card slot.
- You can play aac format music, but not mp3 you can play with the speed and pitch of music files and record your own voice.
- If you buy your D.S.i before 2010 it comes with 1000 D.S.i points for the D.S.i shop.
- It's screens are 17% bigger
-It's sound quality is better than the D.S. lite

Sadly, you can no longer play GBA games, because it no longer has a GBA slot, so you can't play games like Guitar Hero on the D.S.i . Its suggested price is $169.99. Watch the Nintendo D.S.i commercial (in Japanese). Read the interview.